Running late? Need an improbable excuse? Here's an unlikely excuse generator to help you out! Over 50,000 excuses available.Use the /late command to get a random ridiculous excuse for your Slack team.Available parameters:• /late shuffle excuse not good enough? Shuffle and get another before posting• /late [train/dog/snail] get an excuse for a particular thingSome example excuses:

my manicurist won the lottery and needed a calming cuppa

my bicycle got rounded up by cowboys in a wibbly wobbly time vortex

my makeup was being fabulous so we had to sell it on the black market

my carefully crafted hairstyle got blown up in the top of the Eiffel tower